What I'm Doing For The Anniversary of Jesus' funeral!
Because it's Good Friday, I feel that it is my duty as a Christian to start calling random businesses just to ask what time they're open till just for the hell of it to annoy random employees at various companies. And then when they reply that they are closing early because of Good Friday or not, I can bitch and act all inconvenienced. Seeing that it's been done to me all morning and none of these people who have called actually came in, I think it would be the Christian thing to do. Praise Jesus! And just to spite the Catholic church, I'm eating a big old sausage pizza today and experimenting with homosexuality.